America’s ingenuity for celebrating is well documented in the U.S. patent collection, and technology for celebrating fathers is no exception.
Take, for instance, the Expectant Father System patented by Ashley Svopa on June 1, 1999 as U.S. Patent No. 5,908,108:
Then there’s literally a Father Figure in U.S. Patent No. D803720, patented by Eytan and Irina Silboni on November 28, 2017: